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Lance Carbuncle

I am currently giving away ebook copies of my award-winning novel, Grundish and Askew, to people who are willing to post reviews on Goodreads, Amazon, and elsewhere. For those willing to do so, a free ecopy can be obtained on Smashwords.com at http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/...


(Please note, you will need to deactivate your adult filter on Smashwords to be able to bring up the book).

The coupon code for the free ebook is AG67N.

CAUTION: DO NOT ACCEPT THIS GIVEAWAY IF YOU HAVE FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES. THIS BOOK CONTAINS ADULT SITUATIONS AND HUMOR. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY BODILY FUNCTIONS, SEXUALITY, PROFANITY, SUBSTANCE ABUSE AND VIOLENCE OR YOU FEAR ETERNAL DAMNATION FOR LAUGHING AT SUCH THINGS, THEN THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR YOU. YOU SHOULD NOT ENTER THIS GIVEAWAY AND INSTEAD SHOULD READ HEARTWARMING STORIES ABOUT PUPPIES AND KITTENS.

DESCRIPTION: Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: what happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree?; can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac?; will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart?; what is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation?; what's that smell?; and, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness.


Also, please check out my website, Lancecarbuncle.com, if you wish to laugh a little at my sick humor.

Thanks Lance - I'm heading to Smashwords as we speak....