Mirtha Lunter

“A man loved by a beautiful woman will always get out of trouble.”
― Voltaire

“At the thought of being eaten by rats, Despereaux forgot about being brave. He forgot about not being a disappointment. He felt himself heading into another faint. But his mother, who had an excellent sense of dramatic timing, beat him to it; she executed a beautiful, flawless swoon, landing right at Despereaux's feet.”
― Kate DiCamillo, The Tale of Despereaux

“You've influenced the world not because you wanted to hug it and cuddle it and call it sweet thing, but because one day you wanted to beat the crap out of somebody but you didn't. You made a painting instead.”
― Libba Bray, Going Bovine

“hope your birthday is hot hot hot”
― jeff kinney, Dog Days