Salva

“Does the king know you're back?"

"Nope! I'm trying to think of a properly dramatic way to inform him. Perhaps a hundred chasmfiends marching in unison, singing an ode to my magnificence."

"That sounds… hard."

"Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation."

"I have no idea what you just said."

"Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings

“How are your accommodations?” Dalinar asked.
“Sir? I’m in storming prison.” A smile cracked Dalinar’s face.
“So I see. Calm yourself, soldier. If I’d ordered you to guard a room for a week, would you have done it?”
“Yes.”
“Then consider this your duty. Guard this room.”
“I’ll make sure nobody unauthorized runs off with the chamber pot, sir.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Words of Radiance

“Reading doesn't mean accepting everything you read, it means reasoning everything you read.”
― Amit Kalantri

“Sorry I hit you. I thought you were going to keep talking, and I panicked.”
― Jaymin Eve, Trickery