Jo Weston

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
― Henry Ward Beecherr

“So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die."
"Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?" he cried.
"What? Where?" cried Arthur, twisting round.
"No, I was only fooling," said Ford, "we are going to die after all.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Cooking is the transformation of uncertainty (the recipe) into certainty (the dish) via fuss.”
― Julian Barnes, The Pedant in the Kitchen