SatKartar

“I imagine you’re in great pain, it’s to be expected with such a laceration. You will have a rather large scar, but then looks are not really important to you.”
Mulch sequined at Artemis through a narrowed eye. “Are you trying to be funny? Oh my God, you’re not. That was actually the nicest thing you could think of to say.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox

“I did call you a pair of overdeveloped, single-cell Cro-Magnons.”
“Did you?”
“Well I have now.”
“Nobody calls me an overdeveloped, single-bell crow magnet.”
“No. I bet nobody does.”
― Eion Colfer

“Who does not love Zombies and secret underground resorts. What could possibly go wrong!!”
― S.G.D. Singh, In the Heart of Babylon

“It’s called an artichoke” Lexi told him. “It’s good for you.”
“Good for you how? I mean the choke part I get”
― S.G.D. Singh, Emergence