Allison Jones

“It was better than that: a clandestine organization inside a rogue guild that was masquerading as a legal guild that was posing as a respectable corporate law office that was actually neck-deep in illegal schemes, fraud, embezzlement, and blackmail. It was secret-ception.”
― Annette Marie, Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors

“After sending Persephone to the finest Western boarding schools and impressing upon her the significance of an Oxbridge degree and general upper crust acceptance, the Liangs’ wonderfully clever and breathtakingly attractive daughter (and the trust fund she had newly aged into) eventually found her way to a college dropout with long hair and a cloying tendency to wax poetic about the qubit, prompting both her parents to die spontaneously of shame.”
― Olivie Blake, Gifted & Talented

“Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded.”
― Dean Koontz, Odd Thomas

“Oh, sweet revenge, thou art best served with a baseball bat to the skull.”
― Annette Marie, Warping Minds & Other Misdemeanors