John Nolt

“We know you’re one of the good ones. We’ve all seen how hard you work to deserve the things you have, but if you slacked off and did nothing, you’d still have them. The problem of aristocracy is that you get all the rewards and only earn them if you feel like it.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 3

“My old pastor liked to say that church is a hospital for the sick, not a mausoleum for the saints.”
― Patricia Briggs, Storm Cursed

“if you can’t help your friends, what the fuck good are you?”
― Declan Court, Magebreaker 2

“Happiness probably tastes like unshaved armpits.”
― Macronomicon, Apocalypse: Generic System