John Nolt

“We know you’re one of the good ones. We’ve all seen how hard you work to deserve the things you have, but if you slacked off and did nothing, you’d still have them. The problem of aristocracy is that you get all the rewards and only earn them if you feel like it.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 3

“if you can’t help your friends, what the fuck good are you?”
― Declan Court, Magebreaker 2

“Names Dick, but most people call me Big D. Never been sure why”
― Shawn Wilson, Ultimate Level 1: Shattered Dreams

“Happiness probably tastes like unshaved armpits.”
― Macronomicon, Apocalypse: Generic System