Andrew Brooks

“You must come to my office to play cards sometime. Bring a lot of money. Be sensible, comrade.” “We would be very excited to get our hands on a current-generation American atomic device,” says Defense. “We are less interested in receiving several hundred at once. So no, we will not be claiming any direct responsibility for sinking their fucking warships.”
― Scott Lynch, Uncanny Magazine Issue 62: January/February 2025

“You expect me to get on a helicopter? I don’t do helicopters. I weigh too much, and I know too much about gravity.”
― J.A. Jance

“It’s very important that you try very, very hard to remember where you electronically transferred Mommy and Daddy’s assets.”
MICHAEL MASLIN, JULY 24, 2000”
― Michael Maslin

“Don’t get technical. You built it, some ignorant yahoos came in and did something to it—”
“We scientists call that ‘whacking the shit out of it.’”
“Getting technical again...”
― John Varley, Mammoth