Leah W

“A famous university in theory might sound exciting, but in reality it’s just a bunch of buildings, and often some droopy balloons hanging from an iron banister, and a loose gathering of people that might be a poorly attended Falun Gong liberation protest, or some students playing Assassin.”
― Heidi Julavits, The Folded Clock: A Diary

“If it wasn't for me, I'd do brilliantly.”
― Chamfort

“Those who lament the dissolution of the American family-kids with no way to get to Girl Scouts, aging parents put into nursing homes-should remember what it was that kept the American family together: women's blood.”
― Joan Acocella

“Getting jobs is like winning domestic arguments on a grand scale, and then getting paid for it.”
― Heidi Julavits, The Folded Clock: A Diary