Bridget

“Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful idiots are always asking, "What's in it for me"?”
― Ziad K. Abdelnour, Economic Warfare: Secrets of Wealth Creation in the Age of Welfare Politics

“Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.”
― Patricia Briggs, Iron Kissed

“Nobody steals books but your friends.”
― Roger Zelazny, The Guns of Avalon

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
― Terry Pratchett