“It's offense you maybe can't live with because it opens up a crack inside your thinking, and if you look down into it you see there are evil things down there, and they have little yellow eyes that don't blink, and there's a stink down there in that dark and after a while you think maybe there's a whole other universe where a square moon rises in the sky, and the stars laugh in cold voices, and some of the triangles have four sides, and some have five, and some have five raised to the fifth power of sides. In this universe there might grow roses which sing. Everything leads to everything, he would have told them if he could. Go to your church and listen to your stories about Jesus walking on the water, but if I saw a guy doing that I'd scream and scream and scream. Because it wouldn't look like a miracle to me. It would look like an offense.”
― It
― It
“You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?'
'REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.”
― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
'REVELATIONS. CHAPTER SIX.”
― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”
― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
“If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boy and his dog and his friends. And a summer that never ends.”
― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
― Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch
“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”
― The Lightning Thief
― The Lightning Thief
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