Melissa

“In 1863, Abraham Lincoln declared two Thanksgivings. One was held in August. The second, held in November, was to give thanks for the nation's blessings. This fall celebration caught on and has been a tradition ever since.”
― Linda Bozzo, Corny Thanksgiving Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”
― Laura Davenport

“In response to a letter regarding the writer's lack of religious belief:

The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.”
― Abigail van Buren

“Self pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality.”
― John Gardner