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“Everything is humorous," said Shorty, "except your own death. But other people will laugh.”
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“Ollie's got a nice trumpet."
"Ollie plays the trumpet?"
"No. He stuffs it with old rags and f**ks it like a Fleshlight. It's a very specific fetish. Yes, he plays the trumpet.”
― Rough Trade
"Ollie plays the trumpet?"
"No. He stuffs it with old rags and f**ks it like a Fleshlight. It's a very specific fetish. Yes, he plays the trumpet.”
― Rough Trade
“You paying good money?"
"For what?"
"Information, asshole. You was the one said it."
"Depends on the information. But please, I had asshole legally dropped from my name.
"That was a mistake.”
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"For what?"
"Information, asshole. You was the one said it."
"Depends on the information. But please, I had asshole legally dropped from my name.
"That was a mistake.”
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“Twitch's eye started fluttering like the intro to "Hot For Teacher.”
― Rough Trade
― Rough Trade
“Jim Bob looked at his watch.
"I got time to get there and shower up, put on some smell-good, buy a couple packs of rubbers, and meet my barrel racer."
"Couple packs of rubbers," Brett said. "Very romantic."
"Ah, honey, I'm taking her to dinner first, and I always let the woman put the rubber on, and I think two packs is enough. And don't worry. I need an extra pack, I can send her to the drugstore. I got a bicycle in the garage.”
― Honky Tonk Samurai
"I got time to get there and shower up, put on some smell-good, buy a couple packs of rubbers, and meet my barrel racer."
"Couple packs of rubbers," Brett said. "Very romantic."
"Ah, honey, I'm taking her to dinner first, and I always let the woman put the rubber on, and I think two packs is enough. And don't worry. I need an extra pack, I can send her to the drugstore. I got a bicycle in the garage.”
― Honky Tonk Samurai
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