Steven

“An air force general with so many campaign medals on his uniform that it looked like someone was losing a game of mah-jongg on his chest.”
― Christopher Moore, Noir

“Let me explain, let me go into what we in the mathematics business like to call one big ole fucking goddamn shit-eating hypothesis”
― Joe R. Lansdale, The Drive-In 3: The Bus Tour

“Motive and opportunity rode along like two out of four apocalyptic equestrians, grinning with their bony death heads at us lesser humans as we fumbled along, refusing to believe the obvious.”
― Craig Johnson, Death Without Company

“The wonderful thing about regrets is that it's never too late to have them.”
― Josiah Bancroft, The Hod King