jesper molin

“He’s a massive living bowling pin, his body long and smooth with a graceful curve that moves from his head to his base. He’s pretty far away, but even from over here I can tell that the pin is very attractive, his body perfectly sculpted and his face ruggedly handsome. ​As I’m making these observations the bowling pin seems to sense my wandering gaze, looking over and locking eyes with me.”
― Chuck Tingle, This Handsome Sentient Bowling Pin Splits My Ass Also He Is A Ghost

“We watch the 2459 version of The Mummy. It’s much worse than I remember.”
― Eliot Schrefer, The Darkness Outside Us

“But it still compares. If you have a fractured bone, and I’ve broken every bone in my body, does that make your fracture go away? Does it hurt you any less, knowing that I am in more pain?”
― Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet

“I got a lot of looks, too, but that was because I was standing on a sidewalk near a lot of Chicago’s night spots on a hot summer night wearing a long leather coat and carrying a quarterstaff carved with mystic runes. Thomas’s looks had all been subtitled: Yum. My looks all said: Weirdo.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat