Aslihan Fer

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
― Frank Zappa

“It is on a day like this one,
a little later a little earlier
that you descover without surprise
that something is wrong
that you don't know how to live
and you will never know”
― Georges Perec, Un homme qui dort

“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen