Jian

“By the way, the zombie was eating a blue orchid, which was roughly the same color as his shirt. So in this picture, it kinda looks like he’s eating his own shirt. He wasn’t, though. Of course, I could have changed the flower to, say, a pink tulip or something. But I’m going for accuracy here.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“(Wow, that analogy was even worse than my mooshroom one! I feel a lot better now.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Meanwhile, I thought: After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Dude." "DUDE." "DUDE . . . ?!" ". . . DEHWD." "DUDE!!”
― Cube Kid, Wimpy Villager 16: Bound By Blood