Mini Kiddy Gamer (bio2)

“Ma stood up and I tried to measure her butt and she said “Try it and I’ll tie you up with that tape-measure and leave you here with the squashed meatball.”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!

“As I sailed down the road people began screaming to get away. You know, from the vomit. I realised that this vomiting caper was almost like having a super power. Maybe I could get people to do what I wanted or threaten to drown them in vomit. I could rule the world! Or, even better, I could steer my raft to McDonalds and demand a year’s supply of free cheese burgers or I’d fill the drive-thru with vomit!”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!

“In fact, Harry had the most peculiar feeling that only he and Hagrid could see it. Before he could mention this, Hagrid had steered him inside.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

“On the weekend I made up some cool sounding superhero names. Just in case I ever need one. I have to say, it was quite difficult because, you know, it’s important to get just the right tone. Here they are: Farty McFart Pants Stinky McFarter Captain Fart-a-lot The Fartinator”
― Lee M. Winter, What Reggie Did on the Weekend: Seriously!