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“Grownups sure are trying their hardest to make the world as dangerous a place as they can.”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody

“Cowlick’s also in trouble with Mummy right now. Fanny got ahold of a box of Cowlick’s marijuana gummies and brought it to pre-school. The teacher was about to ask Fanny to share the treats he’d brought with him to school, when she noticed the “Parental Warning” label. But it was too late. Fanny had already shared them with his classmates. In a half hour, the kids were all rolling around on the carpet, frothing at the mouth and croaking, “the”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody

“Then, after I’ve browsed all the nasty stuff online, I erase the browsing history, and presto, nobody’s any the wiser. Mummy and Pops refuse to give me a smartphone.”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody

“I have a little brother named Fanny.”
― Jest Ninney, Journal of a Sneaky Twerp: A Shameless Wimpy Kid Parody