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“Hello there, young man. Would you like to see the children’s menu?” A vein pulsed in Artemis’s temple. “No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children’s menu. I have no doubt that the children’s menu itself tastes better than the meals on it.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code

“sarcasm”—a style of speech whereby a person could say something that was the opposite of the truth and yet, oddly, not be considered a liar.”
― Katherine Applegate, The Last

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― Gordon Korman, Ungifted

“Its body had been eviscerated, its guts ripped out. Its head and hind legs were missing, but from what was left over, it appeared that it had been purposely cached here.”
― Robert Beatty, Serafina and the Black Cloak