Daisebeeyourself

“Library? Yes!”
― Lisa McMann, Island of Silence

“Commander Jacob Peterson awoke to the shrill sound of his emergency beeper. He opened his eyes, disoriented, trying to remember where he was. He surveyed the small room and saw a TV screen flickering static, saw blinds swaying from a humming air conditioner. He then looked over and was surprised to see a petite, platinum blonde woman, early twenties, sleeping beside him, nude, on top of the sheets. Their bodies were entangled, at peace.”
― George Magnum, Twice Dead

“SCP-682 yelled "FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS”
― SCP Foundation, SCP Series One Field Manual

“You’re so dumb… you got locked in the grocery store and starved to death!”
― Various, 100+ Insults: Funny Insults, Comedy, and Humor!