Julie

“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
― Paul Terry

“Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.”
― Jerry Seinfeld

“Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.”
― Marthe Troly-Curtin, Phrynette Married