Sissi

“Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa.”
― Dorothy Parker

“Don't look at me in that tone of voice.”
― Dorothy Parker

“If some confectioners were willing
To let the shape announce the filling,
We'd encounter fewer assorted chocs,
Bitten into and returned to the box.”
― Ogden Nash

“Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid