Wanda

“Life happens whether we are ready or not—the only choice or control we have is whether or not we will rise to meet its challenges.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,”
― Robyn Peterman, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures

“jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.”
― Robyn Peterman, Fashionably Dead

“How about Al?” Sam suggested. “Perfect,” Dave grinned. “Um . . . Hi Poseidon, this is Al.” “Al who?” “Al Jacques Yuoff!” Dave snorted, desperately trying not to laugh as Hairy Sam rocked back and forth giggling. “Al Jacques Yuoff?” Poseidon boomed. “You’ll jack me off? Thanks you fat bastard!” Dave shrieked and hung up quickly.”
― Robyn Peterman, Pirate Dave and his Randy Adventures