Billy Roberts

“The first pancake is why you have a dog, so you have someone to give it to who appreciate it.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz

“A guy who used to come in the bar told me once that if you go in someplace and they don’t pay any attention to you, then start stealing stuff. They’ll either start paying attention or you’ll have something for your time.”
― Christopher Moore, Razzmatazz

“I’m not just any talking mirror,” Ira says. “I’m a cool talking mirror.”
― Melissa de la Cruz, Never After: The Broken Mirror

“It is not your imagination, she wrote on a third. Most people are awful.”
― Bonnie Garmus, Lessons in Chemistry