Barbara

“I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what with being locked up in a refrigerator, I plumb forgot what was in here to start with. But being that this is a 45 magnum, the most powerful handgun in existence, and it could blow your head clean off, you just got to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today? Well, do you, punk?"

Christ," Spiro whispered. "She thinks she's f**king Clint Eastwood.”
― Janet Evanovich, Two for the Dough

“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”
― Johnny Depp

“If you catch me saying ‘I am a serious actor,’ I beg you to slap me.”
― Johnny Depp

“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did. She answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.”
― Johnny Depp