Josh

“They were in absolute heaven. You know, it was a ten-piece band with trumpets and trombones. All the members wore crushed red velveteen suits, skintight on the leg. Nothing not to like.”
― Patricia Lockwood, Priestdaddy: A Memoir

“Life is dangerous. That's what makes it interesting.”
― John Twelve Hawks, The Traveler

“If privacy had a gravestone it might read: 'Don't Worry. This Was for Your Own Good.”
― John Twelve Hawks, The Dark River

“One of the men of God is pacing back and forth behind the banquet table, addressing the crowd, telling the sorts of jokes you only ever hear at church functions. Often these jokes involve sporting events that are being broadcast that day, and then all the men groan, because they love sports very much and would rather be watching them, but just kidding, because Jesus is a football that all of us can carry down the field for the win.”
― Patricia Lockwood, Priestdaddy: A Memoir