Michael

“How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Eyebrows raised, I said, “I don’t know, Chuck. How many?” “Two. If they’re small enough.”
― Matthew Iden, The Wicked Flee

“boondoggle,”
― Kevin J. Anderson, Scattered Suns

“It is by studying the Sphinx that we realize all wonder is seasoned with dread, all courage is tinctured with fear, all wisdom is the fermentation of folly.”
― Josiah Bancroft, Arm of the Sphinx

“Instead of rotters we had all those wars, the dickheads on Wall Street, climate change, the right and left waving their dicks at each other, everyone in the Middle East losing their damn minds, churches hating on each other, all that shit. It was fucked six ways from Sunday, and yet some people were able to get along.”
― John Joseph Adams, The End Has Come