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“CHILD: “Why does carrot cake have the best icing?” MOTHER: “Because it needs the best icing.” Quantum Nonlocality and the Death of Elvis Presley You may remember”
― B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories

“If you love something, let it go.
If you don't love something, definitely let it go.
Basically, just drop everything, who cares.”
― B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories

“All eyes are beautiful, I said, which is why it’s such an easy compliment.”
― B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories

“The Battle Creek, Michigan, headquarters of Kellogg’s looks like a spaceship built to look like a pyramid that was then hastily converted into a public library during a period of intergalactic peace.”
― B.J. Novak, One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories