Ryan

“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“there are few things harder to imagine than other people’s conversations about yourself.”
― jonathan franzen, Freedom

“Our joint plan was to be poor and obscure and pure and take the world by surprise at a later date.”
― Jonathan Franzen, Purity

“To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants