Drooglord

“The older I get, the more I think I look like a Muppet. Cady vehemently disagrees with this assessment, but she’s fighting her own battle with this particular gene puddle.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“She was faster than a secret spreading through a church picnic.”
― Sarah Gailey, Worth Her Weight in Gold

“Now he had come to realise that the true glory, the historic accomplishment, of the European Union, was that it had so guilefully taken power away from the people under their very noses, and from their imbecile national politicians as well, and bestowed it where it truly belonged, on the European Commission and its experts like himself, who alone were qualified to guide the confused and helpless masses.”
― Owen Stanley, The Promethean

“when my parents are no longer alive, I will always be able to put their teachings and all the love they gave me into a bowl and present it to someone who sadly will never have had the good fortune of knowing them. But by eating that food, they will come to know them, if even just a little.”
― Stanley Tucci, Taste: My Life Through Food