Drooglord

“there’s a goodlookin’ woman behind every tree . . .” He joined me for the rest. “There just ain’t any trees.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“I thought about Vic being rich. She already had the fuck-you attitude; fuck-you money might be too much.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“The older I get, the more I think I look like a Muppet. Cady vehemently disagrees with this assessment, but she’s fighting her own battle with this particular gene puddle.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish