Michael

“Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.”
― John Swartzwelder, The Time Machine Did It

“You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.”
― Adam Carolla

“Do anything, but let it produce joy.”
― Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass