Rodolfo

“Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?”
― George Carlin

“You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”
― Scott Adams

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin

“Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings