Rodolfo

“You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.”
― Scott Adams

“And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.”
― George Carlin

“Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

“There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.”
― George Carlin