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“Now there are many Shaftoes—mostly in Tennessee—but the Shaftoe family tree still fits on a cross-stitch sampler.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

“The White House, that whole criminal mob, those arrogant goons who see themselves as justified to operate above the law-they disgrace democracy by claiming that what they do they do for democracy! They should be in jail. They should be in Hollywood!”
― John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany

“In war, no matter how much you plan and prepare and practice, when the big day actually arrives, you still can’t find your ass with both hands.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
― George Carlin