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“It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.”
― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames

“One thing Waterhouse likes about these Brits is that when they don’t know what the hell you are talking about, they are at least open to the possibility that it might be their fault.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon

“The White House, that whole criminal mob, those arrogant goons who see themselves as justified to operate above the law-they disgrace democracy by claiming that what they do they do for democracy! They should be in jail. They should be in Hollywood!”
― John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany

“The virus of irony is as widespread in California as herpes, and once you're infected with it, it lives in your brain forever.”
― Neal Stephenson, Cryptonomicon