Thor The Redbeard

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”
― Oscar Wilde

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
― Winston S. Churchill

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
― Stephen King, Storm of the Century

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain