JW David

“Trying to keep a rather large father from his son (in a hospital) 'What a great good fortune' he told them. 'The ambulance boys won't have so far to wheel you to the Emergency Room.'
The guards stopped, thought it over, and smiled to the doctor. 'Nice visiting with you, doc,' said one 'Mr. Feighan, if I could get your autograph? It's for my...”
― Kevin O'Donnell Jr., Caverns

“*Assignment a link to writeforme.org*
M: You have until 9 p.m. to get this done...
*once account made*... it took me to the link I'd clicked.
It said, "Title," at the very top, and under that, it said, "You will type the line: I will always call miss m by her title." Under that it said, "30 time correctly."
I immediately texted her. *you can't be serious*
"I'm serious. Have fun!"...
I began to type, "I will always call miss m by her tilte."
When I tried to backspace to fix the typo, I wasn't able to, and then I noticed that line didn't count as a line done, but made the count 32 lines instead of 30. If I made a mistake, it started over and added 2 lines each time. I glanced at the clock. It was six-fifteen: I had until nine to get this to her.
Fuck my life, it was going to take the entire time allotted, and I was probably going to be late considering how every fucking time I typed, I fucked u.
My lines were now at 44.”
― M C Stokes

“Children always have to be whipped" said Miss Ophelia; "I've never heard of bringing them up without!”
― Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cabin.

“That gizmo's been nothing but trouble..." [Walking Mule]
"Why don't you get a human?" [McGill Feighan]
"A human? Say, boy, you been out in the sun too long? You got any idea what a living breathing receptionists costs?" [WM]
"Haven't the foggiest. Your predecessor had one, though." [MF]
"And my predecessor damned near bankrupted the NAC." [WM]
"There is that..." [MF]”
― Kevin O'Donnell, Jr.