JW David

“That gizmo's been nothing but trouble..." [Walking Mule]
"Why don't you get a human?" [McGill Feighan]
"A human? Say, boy, you been out in the sun too long? You got any idea what a living breathing receptionists costs?" [WM]
"Haven't the foggiest. Your predecessor had one, though." [MF]
"And my predecessor damned near bankrupted the NAC." [WM]
"There is that..." [MF]”
― Kevin O'Donnell, Jr.

“If you're going to fight, fight like you're the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark... and brother, it's starting to rain.
- Quoted by Cherise Sinclair in Lethal Balance Chp 4 intro.”
― Christopher Woods

“The second rule of survival I'd learned growing up was that if it got messy or dangerous, then it was okay to run. Running was good; anyone who said otherwise would be the first one to die in a horror movie. - Character Jane Chapman”
― Amelia LeFay, The Anatomy of Jane

“Children always have to be whipped" said Miss Ophelia; "I've never heard of bringing them up without!”
― Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cabin.