JW David

“Why couldn't I have a fetish for supportive women who loved sucking dick? What was wrong with me?”
― Thimble, Femdom Toilet Slave

“Children always have to be whipped" said Miss Ophelia; "I've never heard of bringing them up without!”
― Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cabin.

“That gizmo's been nothing but trouble..." [Walking Mule]
"Why don't you get a human?" [McGill Feighan]
"A human? Say, boy, you been out in the sun too long? You got any idea what a living breathing receptionists costs?" [WM]
"Haven't the foggiest. Your predecessor had one, though." [MF]
"And my predecessor damned near bankrupted the NAC." [WM]
"There is that..." [MF]”
― Kevin O'Donnell, Jr.

“*Assignment a link to writeforme.org*
M: You have until 9 p.m. to get this done...
*once account made*... it took me to the link I'd clicked.
It said, "Title," at the very top, and under that, it said, "You will type the line: I will always call miss m by her title." Under that it said, "30 time correctly."
I immediately texted her. *you can't be serious*
"I'm serious. Have fun!"...
I began to type, "I will always call miss m by her tilte."
When I tried to backspace to fix the typo, I wasn't able to, and then I noticed that line didn't count as a line done, but made the count 32 lines instead of 30. If I made a mistake, it started over and added 2 lines each time. I glanced at the clock. It was six-fifteen: I had until nine to get this to her.
Fuck my life, it was going to take the entire time allotted, and I was probably going to be late considering how every fucking time I typed, I fucked u.
My lines were now at 44.”
― M C Stokes