Nathan Musser

“Marty grinned as he backed toward the door. "Green eggs and mamba," he said, then ran.”
― Roland Smith, Cryptid Hunters

“Loch swore, dove for her sword, and came up between the Voyants and the creatures. "Kail! You ready to make amends?"
Behind her, there was another cough, and then, weakly, "Do they have mothers?”
― Patrick Weekes, The Palace Job

“Doctrine? Is that some kind of Pokémon?' - Joel Osteen”
― The Babylon Bee, How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living

“Where do you think the money went?” he repeated.
“Guns?” asked Jesper.
“Ships?” queried Inej.
“Bombs?” suggested Wylan.
“Political bribes?” offered Nina. They all looked at Matthias. “This is where you tell us how awful we are,” she whispered.
He shrugged. “They all seem like practical choices.”
― Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom