Nathan Musser

“Doctrine? Is that some kind of Pokémon?' - Joel Osteen”
― The Babylon Bee, How to Be a Perfect Christian: Your Comprehensive Guide to Flawless Spiritual Living

“She pulled her blanket around her. “My fatal flaw. That’s what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris.” I blinked. “That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?” She rolled her eyes. “No, Seaweed Brain. That’s hummus. Hubris is worse.” “What could be worse than hummus?”
― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

“Loch swore, dove for her sword, and came up between the Voyants and the creatures. "Kail! You ready to make amends?"
Behind her, there was another cough, and then, weakly, "Do they have mothers?”
― Patrick Weekes, The Palace Job

“Where do you think the money went?” he repeated.
“Guns?” asked Jesper.
“Ships?” queried Inej.
“Bombs?” suggested Wylan.
“Political bribes?” offered Nina. They all looked at Matthias. “This is where you tell us how awful we are,” she whispered.
He shrugged. “They all seem like practical choices.”
― Leigh Bardugo, Crooked Kingdom