Einar Arason

“Customer: “How much for this dog?” Dog dealer: “$5000” Customer: :”Is not that too much?” Dog dealer: “Is not the dog wonderful?” Customer: “Yes, the dog may be too wonderful but is he faithful also?” Dog dealer: “Yes sir! He had been faithful, I have sold him seven times and he had always been back within 12 hours!”
― Olav Laudy, 4000 decent very funny jokes