Susanna

“The only purpose of cats is that they constitute mobile decorative objects, a concept which I find intellectually interesting, but unfortunately our cats have such drooping bellies that this does not apply to them.”
― Muriel Barbery, The Elegance of the Hedgehog

“There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.”
― Dan Greenberg

“Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.”
― Saki

“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love