Becky

“We’ve never needed one before!’ ‘I think perhaps you have needed one, you just haven’t used one,”
― Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic

“Once you get troops on the streets, it’s only a matter of time before it goes bad. Some kid throws a stone, next minute there’s houses on fire and people getting killed.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“What is it?” hissed Conina. “It’s just the Luggage,” said Rincewind wearily. “Does it belong to you?” “Not really. Sort of.” “Is it dangerous?” The Luggage shuffled around to stare at her again. “There’s two schools of thought about that,” said Rincewind. “There’s some people who say it’s dangerous, and others who say it’s very dangerous. What do you think?” The Luggage raised its lid a fraction.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“Now there’s a power,” he said. “Harnessing the lightning! The dream of mankind!”
The Unnamed Boat surged forward.
“Is it? It’s not my dream,” said Didactylos. “I always dream of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods