Becky

“A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

“It had the thick texture of authentic Ankh water – too stiff to drink, too runny to plough.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“Now there’s a power,” he said. “Harnessing the lightning! The dream of mankind!”
The Unnamed Boat surged forward.
“Is it? It’s not my dream,” said Didactylos. “I always dream of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“What is it?” hissed Conina. “It’s just the Luggage,” said Rincewind wearily. “Does it belong to you?” “Not really. Sort of.” “Is it dangerous?” The Luggage shuffled around to stare at her again. “There’s two schools of thought about that,” said Rincewind. “There’s some people who say it’s dangerous, and others who say it’s very dangerous. What do you think?” The Luggage raised its lid a fraction.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery