Becky

“it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites

“Fair?” said the Sea Queen. She moved forward. Om felt her all around him.
“There’s no such thing,” she said. “Life’s like a beach. And then you die.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“Just because it’s a mild night doesn’t mean that dark forces aren’t abroad. They’re abroad all the time. They’re everywhere. They always are. That’s the whole point.”
― Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment