Becky

“What is it?” hissed Conina. “It’s just the Luggage,” said Rincewind wearily. “Does it belong to you?” “Not really. Sort of.” “Is it dangerous?” The Luggage shuffled around to stare at her again. “There’s two schools of thought about that,” said Rincewind. “There’s some people who say it’s dangerous, and others who say it’s very dangerous. What do you think?” The Luggage raised its lid a fraction.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“Fair?” said the Sea Queen. She moved forward. Om felt her all around him.
“There’s no such thing,” she said. “Life’s like a beach. And then you die.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“Now there’s a power,” he said. “Harnessing the lightning! The dream of mankind!”
The Unnamed Boat surged forward.
“Is it? It’s not my dream,” said Didactylos. “I always dream of a giant carrot chasing me through a field of lobsters.”
― Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

“it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you’re attempting can’t be done.”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites