Diri

“But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?”
― Graeme Simsion, The Rosie Project

“Have you noticed that the rain stopped the instant I had a roof above me? It will start again now that I'm back out.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

“I never win anything," Dolorous Edd complained. "The gods always smiled on Watt, though. When the wildlings knocked him off the Bridge of Skulls, somehow he landed in a nice depp proof of water. How lucky was that, missing all those rocks?"
"Was it a long fall?" Green wanted to know. "Did landing in the pool of water save his life?"
"No," said Dolorous Edd. "He was dead already, from that axe in his head. Still, it was pretty lucky, missing the rocks.”
― George R. R. Martin

“Now I understand why King Stannis let the wildlings through the Wall. He means for us to eat them.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons