Alex K

“I ain’t drunk,” Wayne said, sniffling. “I’m investigatin’ alternative states of sobriety.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Shadows of Self

“I saw two Northmen. One was reading a book.’ ‘Really? A book?’ Friendly shrugged. ‘There are readers everywhere.”
― Joe Abercrombie, Sharp Ends

“Few people will thank you for being cleverer than them. A man will prefer the ravings of his neighbour over the word of the most learned scholar in Sova.” SIR WILLIAM THE HONEST”
― Richard Swan, The Justice of Kings

“Proper loafing requires company.One man lying about is being idle; two men lying about is a lunch break.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Shadows of Self