Stephanie

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“This fellow is wise enough to play the fool;
And to do that well craves a kind of wit:
He must observe their mood on whom he jests,
The quality of persons, and the time,
And, like the haggard, check at every feather
That comes before his eye. This is a practise
As full of labour as a wise man's art
For folly that he wisely shows is fit;
But wise men, folly-fall'n, quite taint their wit.”
― William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

“Clayson had a vinous nose and a tedious habit of saying brilliant things.”
― W. Somerset Maugham, The Magician

“He was very tall, very thin, very fair. He wore a very high collar and very long hair, and held himself like an exhausted lily.”
― William Somerset Maugham, The Magician