Geneva Yourse

“And I will not be beaten by that jackass.” “Jackass?” said Foaly, wounded. “My favorite uncle is a jackass.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Atlantis Complex

“And the rest of the LEP fairies had been put out of action by the explosion of the free cell phones they had recently won in a competition that they couldn’t remember entering”
― Eoin Colfer, The Last Guardian

“was gone. Artemis was dead. Butler was dead. How could she go on? What was the point? Tears dropped from her lashes, running into tiny cracks in the concrete.”
― Eoin Colfer, The Opal Deception