Christopher Hanson

“I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.”
― Dorothy Kilgallen

“Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.”
― E.F. Benson

“Beans are a roof over your stomach. Beans are a warm cloak against economic cold. Only one thing could threaten the lives and happiness of the family of the Señora Teresina Cortez; that was a failure of the bean crop.”
― John Steinbeck, Tortilla Flat

“Trouble is a sieve through which we sift our acquaintances. Those too big to pass through are our friends.”
― Arlene Francis