The fact that I don’t have a dick doesn’t mean I’m any less likely to slit your throats if you treat me like shit. I can learn to piss standing up too, fuckers.”
“I told you, computers are like women. If you shout at them or ask them to do too many things at once, they shut down and you won't even get a sniff”
― The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
― The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
“Oh for the sweet humpin' love of Tink! ~ Jenks”
― The Outlaw Demon Wails
― The Outlaw Demon Wails
“Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.”
― Every Which Way But Dead
― Every Which Way But Dead
“Maybe he thinks he can rescue me? No one is that stupid. ”
― The Outlaw Demon Wails
― The Outlaw Demon Wails
“There’s nowhere in existence you could go that I wouldn’t find you, Violence.”
― Fourth Wing
― Fourth Wing
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