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“What do you call a lion whose car breaks down five miles before he gets to the zoo? A: A cab.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Shishito Pepper is a well-known pepper grown in Japan. Only one out of every ten is spicy, but there is no way to know which one is spicy beforehand.”
― Scott Matthews, 1100 Crazy Fun & Random Facts You Won’t Believe - The Knowledge Encyclopedia To Win Trivia

“Sometimes, when you find an outlet, there’s something already plugged in, such as someone else’s phone or an unattended piece of equipment. If you carry a little portable power strip around, you can sometimes unplug the cord for a moment and plug it into your power strip, then use one of the other outlets—although you may want to exercise caution while doing this.”
― Randall Munroe, How To: Absurd Scientific Advice for Common Real-World Problems

“314)  Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia is the fear of the number 666.”
― David Fickes, Really Interesting Stuff You Don't Need to Know Mega Edition: Over 3,000 Fascinating Facts