Michael Richards

“Life is like a vapor. It is like a puff of smoke. It is here for a little while, then it is gone. If you were called into eternity today, would you be ready?”
― James Collins, Don't Throw the Believer Out with the Baptistry Water: The Best of The Point Is... Volume 1

“A lot of people won’t listen to old men. A lot of people are stupid.”
― Lewis Grizzard, Kathy Sue Loudermilk, I Love You

“So many books, so little time.”
― Frank Zappa

“The worst part about being sick is not getting any sympathy from my wife. She says I have the "man-flu." The Urban Dictionary defines "man-flu" as "an illness that causes the male to be completely helpless and sicker than any other family member." In females it is known as a cold.”
― James Collins, Don't Throw the Believer Out with the Baptistry Water: The Best of The Point Is... Volume 1