Savannah

“All that, and I still didn’t get my damn tacos!”
― Jessica Cage, I Accidentally Summoned a Demon Boyfriend

“It was a life rule in general, you should never have an erection around someone named “Geraldine.” Especially the king of all erections. The record breaking, baseball-bat-sized, swing for the fences kind of erection.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Man

“I frowned, on second thought, maybe there wasn’t enough security. That angel on the stage probably had rabid fans stalking her everywhere. I would know, I was about to become one of them.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Man

“Good fucking boy,” Lincoln screamed as Walker blocked a shot. I swear Walker preened.”
― C.R. Jane, The Pucking Wrong Man