Hattush

“Projectors are like hymn books, except they are an average of 123,400 percent more expensive. They are used to help humans follow along with the music because their memories are very poor. The only thing worse than a human’s memory is his attention span, which the projector remedies by adding flashing lights and pictures of clouds to the worship lyrics. It’s odd that they even need this, considering the song that morning consisted of a single line sung forty-eight times. Humans are such limited creatures.”
― Kyle Mann, The Postmodern Pilgrim's Progress: An Allegorical Tale

“He knew better than to pray that the cloven would transform in a whirl of light into Esben Wingfeather, young and handsome and whole. Those things only happened in stories. So Janner pleaded simply for each beat of the beast's heart.”
― Andrew Peterson, The Monster in the Hollows

“But my feet are still restless, Sara. I'm tired of moving yet I can't wait to leave. I'm homesick - I've always been so. I can't rest until I finally learn what that means.”
― Andrew Peterson, The Warden and the Wolf King

“I dream of a better tomorrow. One where chickens can cross the road and their motives remain unquestioned.”
― Anonymous